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[yanyan]

K

Misaki Yata

Some thug with a skateboard. Actually a third grader.

Magi

Kougyoku Ren

A lonely, crybaby warrior princess with a temper. Actually moe as fuck.

Haganai

Kobato Hasegawa

Severe chuunibyou patient. Sometimes breaks character.

Hetalia

Taiwan

Bubbly personification of an island nation. Loves kawaii shit.

Fire Emblem

Tharja

A gloomy dark mage. Has a knack for hexes.

Feel free to pick anyone from here, though!
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anyone, everyone

[sportsjersey]

[ you'll see this spray painted on a street sign or maybe etched on the door of a high school bathroom stall ]

RELIABLE, DISCREET AND CUTE. FOR ANY PROBLEMS, CALL YATO
090-✖✖✖✖-##3✖
ANYTHING YOU NEED DONE, ANYTHING AT ALL!!!

[ it's dripping with desperation. and also ink. ]

[redsea]

[ In this alternate universe, Kougyoku's the illegitimate child of a CEO of a multinational corporation. Because she is rich, easy to pick on and possesses a shy personality, she is put on a pedestal by her classmates. She doesn't enjoy it, though. Here she is again, running in one of the bathroom stalls during her lunch break, and slamming the door shut. ]

Ooh, stupid... Today is just stupid...

[ No one would pick her as a partner for P.E., no one would let her help out with cleaning up the classroom because she was too "high-class" for it, and just a while ago, someone even tripped her on the way to the bathroom. That explains her empty bento. She isn't even here to eat as usual. Right now, she wants to sit here and cry.

Until she sees Yato's number. ]

Reliable, discreet and cute? [ Wow, whoever this Yato is sounds like the perfect friend. Maybe he can help her with her problem! She takes her phone out and dials the number on the bathroom stall.

Because it isn't shady at all. ]

H-hello? Um, this is Kougyoku Ren. I was just wondering if, ah, I may speak to Yato...

[sportsjersey]

[ it's a good thing he left out "fast" in his ad this time because for once instead of pouncing on the call like he usually would have, his cellphone just rings and rings and rings. yato's in the middle of a showdown you see. it's the kind of battle where words of challenge didn't need to be exchanged, just threat recognizing threat.

it's yato having a staredown with a cat over can of tuna.

in match between strength and speed, strength won largely because strength had superior reach (and was actually a god and seriously yato your life and your choices). he breaks an unsaid pact with the cat for both of them to settle it with a comical wrestling match and instead kicks the can away because his hands are occupied with grabbing his phone and his mouth is occupied half-yelling into it ]

Yes hello! Don't hang up this is the reliably cheap Yato! What do you need help with- hiss?!

[ the last hiss was actually cat wreaking unholy vengeance on yato's face ]

[redsea]

[ And it's a good thing Kougyoku's desperate enough to wait for... Yes, he answered! No, he's busy!? That gasp that was supposed to be one of joy repeats as one of concern. ]

Oh, I can call back later, if you want. [ She says this in between sobs. She will call back, seriously. They're just two desperate losers having an awkward conversation. ] It's not urgent, maybe...

[ Don't cry in the middle of a call, don't cry in the middle of a call. ]

[sportsjersey]

[ wait is she crying??? oh man this is probably going to be a pain (hey he's "reliable, discreet and cute" not "sweet, compassionate and motherly") but a call is a call ]

Now is fine! I'm just- [ -losing a fight with a cat ] wrapping something up but you called me for a reason right? Don't be embarrassed! Whatever the problem is, I'm here to help! [ he totally sounds ingratiating and upbeat but he's wondering how is something maybe not urgent? ]

[redsea]

[ but he sounds encouraging enough? right? he's listening to her and that's what she needs right now. ]

Well, I've been having a bad day... [ the sniveling won't stop jfc ] And, and I was thinking, it wouldn't be so bad, if I had them...

i said later but i really meant now

[girlmemo]

[ Maybe Yozora's just going through a phase. Maybe she just wants to see if this is real. Either way, if it's a pervert, she can lose him easily, no big deal. She already has Kodaka on speed dial.

So, during one of her late afternoon walks, she calls. ]

Hey, I saw a street sign about a Yato. Is that you? Don't be a lecher. I'm sure there's a hooker who can handle you.

[ who needs to be polite if this guy's probably a scammer anyway? She... is in need of some help, though. She's always been. ]

my net is so spotty pls i need to get my loser fix

[sportsjersey]

[ oh yozora. as if yato could afford a hooker. at the most he could afford a sneering brush-off but anyway!!! he's offended enough to be tempted to teleport to where she is right away. lately though he's tried to at least find out where his potential customer / worshipper is before he teleports to them after several bathroom-related misunderstandings. ]

Wha- Is that how you normally greet people? For all I know, you're the lecher around here!

[ but ok he needs to ask her something first ]

...don't read anything into this but where are you right now?

it's ok shh i can wait

[girlmemo]

An open area where people can clearly see how assault me should you ever arrive. [ that's a lie, there are no people??? yozora

but okay she's in one of those literal roads less traveled: there is the back of one huge building on one side, a creek with a fence barring anyone from jumping in on the other. ]

That aside, I have a real problem right now. Can I count on you?