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[yanyan]

■ yozora mikazuki
A sullen, sadistic girl who isn't beyond tricking others into doing her bidding. Ridden with social anxieties and trust issues. Tends to get too into character when acting or roleplaying. Loves cats.

■ sena kashiwazaki
A busty rich girl who is perfect in every way. However, she has a goddess complex and thinks all men are disgusting and/or her servants. Crazy for dating sims.

■ kobato hasegawa
A loli brocon with a bad case of chuunibyou. Tends to break character, though.

■ kougyoku ren
A lonely warrior princess with dreams. Cries often. Kind of pathetic most of the time, tbh... Gullible and moody. Can get crazy in battle.

■ morgiana
A stoic and introverted former slave girl who wishes to become stronger for her friends. The manliest character in Magi.

■ nadeko sengoku
A very passive and shy girl who only knows how to be cute. Makes obscure references. Dreams of becoming a mangaka.

■ taiwan
Bubbly personification of an island nation. Loves moeshit.

■ hime "himeko" onizuka
An infamous former delinquent, she now helps Bossun with the Sket Dan, a club that helps people in need. Resident straight man. Kind of dumb, but so's everyone in Sket Dance. The future Great Teacher Onizuka.

■ misaki yata
Sk8er boi.

■ saruhiko fushimi
Taylor Swift but creepier.

code by cawaii

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[artworks]

[Yata you need to calm down. Take a breath! Of course you can net a girl this fast! But today is not that day sorry.

But maybe soon since he's interesting. She follows him and then notices he's avoiding eye contact from the stylish nudes. Her reaction to naked humans are pretty boring thanks to all her years in art.]

Yata, is that it? [She points to the risque magazines. OR MAYBE, THAT ONE JUMP MAGAZINE that has been misplaced between the two sexy mags, one about hot high school girls and the other with the giant G cups.]

[theshiningone]

I came here to see you. You've been on my mind, so I had to see if you were doing alright.

[He says like it was the most natural thing in the world. It was a lot safer here than in a place like Haven, so he was relieved that she could live like a normal girl. Speaking of girls, there was another girl on his mind... But she was more of the abnormal variety.]

Senjougahara lives here too, right? I don't know where her place is, but I'll have to surprise her later.

[constricted]

[ There, that's it. That's what she's been waiting to hear. It's not from the person she wants to hear it from the most, but she's happy nonetheless. ]

Mm, Nadeko's doing okay.

[ Well, no, that's not true. There were some things in her life that others would regard as troubles, but to Nadeko, they weren't that bad if she simply ignored them.

But, Senjougahara...? No, no, she must have misheard. He definitely said Senshougahara. That's a mistake Nadeko will overlook. Not because she think it's the polite thing to do, but because she doesn't want to go through the trouble of pointing it out. ]

That's what Nadeko heard. She's, never seen her house, though.

[ This is weird. Why does Nadeko feel like stopping him? He isn't Koyomi. Panicked by the mention of Senjougahara, she blurts out, ]

Um! H-how about you, Hiro onii-chan!? How are you doing...?

[friendingzone]

YANA WHAT CANON POINT DO YOU WANT AND WHAT SCENARIO SEND HELP...

yes, send dat Sena over... >:3

[thirdbeauty]

[manlypassion]

Tsk tsk tsk... You should know me better than that, Yozora!

*Raising his hands up to curling his fingers while grinning like a madman.*

If you don't come gracefully, I'll have to carry you away like a princess.

[girlmemo]

OH MY GOD KIM IT'S HARD... BEFORE VOLUME 8 OBVIOUSLY

maybe another friend exercise

yozora can pretend to be kodaka and vice versa

god that's so terrible BUT ARE YOU UP FOR IT

do you have other ideas

[friendingzone]

WAIT CAN THEY GET PLURKS AND BE DUMB

[girlmemo]

Oh my god, that's a recipe for disaster. Let's do it.

DO YOU WANT TO START OR SHOULD I

[girlmemo]

Then I'll escape like a ninja!

[ RUNS AROUND THE ROOM but she's not athletic so if he chases her he'll obviously be able to catch up ]

[theshiningone]

Eh? Well, I'm doing alright. Even before I met that trendy girl, I ran into this little girl with a giant backpack on.

[That was another strange event in itself. She reminded Hiro of a snail going by how she looked. For a moment, he looks around as if he thought that he was going to see her somewhere in this school.

But that didn't seem likely. She looked younger than Nadeko was...]

I tried to ask her for directions, but she threw insults at me and ran away. She must've mistaken me for someone else.

[It felt like his weirdness magnet had been adjusted ten fold since he stepped into this city. If the people were bizarre, he had to wonder if encountering the supernatural wasn't far-fetched either. ]

Anyway... Do you have any plans for the rest of the day? If it's okay, then I wanna spend some time with you.

[manlypassion]

Oho?! You're going to make it into an actual fox hunt?! Very well, I accept your challenge! I'll just have to carry you in a manner befitting a fleeing suspect!

*ON HER BUTT FASTER THAN SHOULD BE ALLOWED.

he's totally going to scoop her up and sling her over a shoulder when he catches her.*

[girlmemo]

No, stop—put me down!

[ But the struggle isn't so bad that she kicks and screams. ]

You're so dead after this, AOTOOOOOO!

[ Her cries echo throughout the halls as he carries her away. ]

[manlypassion]

Gyahahaha! I'll accept all death threats with gusto! You can come after me anytime after today!

*not a single fuck was given that day. ttly normal things going on, yessir. not even putting her down once they get outside.*

Now what location should I bring my captured fox to first? There are just too many choices~

[friendingzone]

[So Rika came up with the idea of creating plurks to keep in contact and make new friends from around the world! Or well, those who could read Japanese and find some random high school kid's plurk. He still doesn't understand how this will help, but was assured that social media is the next thing when it comes to making friends.

So plurk. It's kind of like that twitter thing but instant messaging? He still doesn't get this. He's not sure what to "plurk" about. He doesn't want to sound boring, but doesn't want to sound fake. Ha, fake on the internet. Isn't the internet pretty fake itself? You can lie, pretend, and hide yourself on it. Like those message board places that have anonymous and cat memes.

Sigh.

So he's going to plurk from his phone.


First plurk. Not sure how this works but I want to make friends on here and talk.

Wait should he add an emote to seem more friendly? Wait how does he.

Dammit he posted it.

No going back. He'll close his phone.]

[girlmemo]

[ Yozora's given up struggling at this point. She only has enough motivation to give him hideous one-liners. ]

A place where I can dispose of you with no witnesses...

[girlmemo]

[ Yozora was waiting for this moment. She actually signed up for a plurk years ago but never bothered using it because she didn't have any friends... Now that Kodaka was on Plurk, she had more than enough reason to begin using it for real. When Kodaka makes his own plurk. she is excited. It doesn't matter if she hasn't made her own plurk, fixed her layout or uploaded a picture. She wants to be the first to reply. ]

friendsforever2009 Kodaka, don't broadcast your intentions so clearly.
friendsforever2009 You'll lose fans that way.

[ not what she had in mind but

it will do for now ]

[friendingzone]

[ Wow well his plurk is beyond default ugly and he has no username RIP LOSER KODAKA.

Anyway, his phone makes a notif sound he checks to see who it is.]

friendlyguy2 It's good to be honest when it comes to making friends.
friendlyguy2 Wait who is this?
friendlyguy2 How do you know me?
friendlyguy2 Fans? 【・ヘ・?】

[manlypassion]

Hmmm, how odd. It's as if I just heard a suggestion to go to a super crowded restaurant or movie theater...

[girlmemo]

[ CAN HE NOT TELL FROM HER USERNAME... She thought they were best friends, this is pissing her off. ]

friendsforever2009 It's Yozora.
friendsforever2009 It says you just created your account today, so it was obvious.

[ IT WASN'T!?!? Okay, maybe it was. Only a few people would register friendlyguy2. ]

friendsforever2009 Your username is kind of creepy...
friendsforever2009 But it's fine. Rika says we can change our display names once we get enough karma.
friendsforever2009 By the way, fans are the people who follow your plurks.
friendsforever2009 You can only have them if your plurk is public, though.

[ Even though Rika said Plurk was for making friends, Yozora's plurk is private... ]

[girlmemo]

You wouldn't dare! [ She hits his back with her fist, but it's not that strong. ] I'll barf all over you!

[gratitude]

[something happened and now they're in each other's bodies okay.

so yozora, enjoy being in a stupid boy's body. also enjoy the fact that currently he is unaware she's there and is currently sitting in front of a mirror, smiling at it.

it's really weird to see yozora smiling a lot, but hey, there's a reason or some other that she's in his body and he's in hers.]

[friendingzone]

[ HE WAS HOPING IT WAS SOMEONE NEW
.
Sigh it's Yozora. He's disappointed, but he's not annoyed or whatever. I guess she went through the plurk thing too.]

friendlyguy2 Yeah I made it before I went to bed
friendlyguy2 I was just surprised you found my plurk before we got to exchange our usernames
friendlyguy2 I thought it was descriptive.

[GOD NOW HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT.]

friendlyguy2 How do you get Karma?
friendlyguy2 Oh so like friends.
friendlyguy2 Is my plurk public?

[manlypassion]

As a result of being around people, or a result of there being food involved in both options?

[constricted]

No! Nadeko is free! Really free, very free, splash free—as free as America!

[ She's even willing to skip class for him. Nadeko's a bad girl.

Though, a girl with a giant backpack who threw insults at him? What a strange encounter. It makes her think. Since Hiro sounds like Koyomi, it would only make sense for him to attract all these girls, right? She looks at her shoes. ]

But, Hiro onii-chan, um, you seem to be very popular.

[ Ah, she said what she was feeling, but not quite. Still... ]

S-sorry.