[ Maybe Yozora's just going through a phase. Maybe she just wants to see if this is real. Either way, if it's a pervert, she can lose him easily, no big deal. She already has Kodaka on speed dial.

So, during one of her late afternoon walks, she calls. ]

Hey, I saw a street sign about a Yato. Is that you? Don't be a lecher. I'm sure there's a hooker who can handle you.

[ who needs to be polite if this guy's probably a scammer anyway? She... is in need of some help, though. She's always been. ]