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[yanyan]

K

Misaki Yata

Some thug with a skateboard. Actually a third grader.

Magi

Kougyoku Ren

A lonely, crybaby warrior princess with a temper. Actually moe as fuck.

Haganai

Kobato Hasegawa

Severe chuunibyou patient. Sometimes breaks character.

Hetalia

Taiwan

Bubbly personification of an island nation. Loves kawaii shit.

Fire Emblem

Tharja

A gloomy dark mage. Has a knack for hexes.

Feel free to pick anyone from here, though!
If you're stuck, here are prompts from the random scenario meme, leave me a picture prompt, create your own scenario, talk to me or simply reply and see where it goes!

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[trifler]

[ so Chitose comes into the bar and slams a pack of these right in front of Yata. ]

Hey, Yata-san, I figured you'd need these! [ 'cause, y'know, you can't talk to girls. ]

1/2

[rollin]

Ah. [ About to thank him, but.

Looks at the deodorants... ]

[rollin]

Are you saying I stink?

guess who | 5-20

[tsuns]

[ why are these two at a sleepover together...inappropriate! ]

So. [ he says, mouthful of popcorn. ] Who's that again? Why is she drivin' somewhere?...This music is horrible.

[ kanata points at the screen, hands shiny with oil. he really only came over for the food, let's be completely honest here. ]

[trifler]

[ waving a hand ] No, no, you misunderstand! They're for you because one of the things cute girls like in a guy is a guy who smells really, really good. And Old Spice is the best brand.

[ like duh ]

[girlmemo]

[ WHATEVER, a girl and a guy can have sleepovers as friends. It's totally fine with Yozora. Then again, she's also fine with a lot of questionable things.

At least she eats cleaner. ]

Why are you asking me this an hour and fifteen minutes into the movie? That's Bridget. She's driving on the highway because she just broke up with her boyfriend and this is the only way she can truly feel alive. The music is horrible because this movie is from the 90s.

And those are my chips.

[rollin]

[ He grabs the pack and squints at these scents, like what the fuck is Denali. ]

Girls like the smell of freedom? [ questionable ]

[tsuns]

Does that mean it's almost over? [ Ignoring her and continuing to eat. ] This has gotta be the worst movie...you picked this one out, right? I sure as hell didn't.

[ kanata your life is a cheesy romance game you cannot TALK ]

[girlmemo]

Shut up. It's a moving film about friendship between women in adversity. [ So it's a chick flick, thanks Yozo ] Don't worry, it gets better. Look, there's an action scene.

[ It's a catfight in the middle of a wedding reception. ]

[tsuns]

[ He stares at it blankly for a whole minute before he erupts into peals of Kanata Laughter (TM). ]

Is that supposed to be action? How did she even get to that wedding reception so fast? [ He smiles stupidly. He has no idea he's a movie ruiner. ]

[trifler]

[ the sagest of nods ]

Of course. Not only will you smell like the a fresh sea breeze, you will also smell like the liberation of your soul. [ what is he even spouting ]

[rollin]

[ He snorts. ] Smells like a load of bull.

And what the hell brought this on all of a sudden, huh? You're being too nice! Something's up! [ yata get the hint already ]

because embarrassing yata is a thing

[trifler]

Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy

[trifler]

Aw, c'mon, give it a try, at least? I promise it'll be effective! [ NO!!!!!!! ]

And am I not allowed to be nice to my fellow clansmen? Don't be like that, Yata-san.

[rollin]

Effective...? [ And with that talk about cute girls... ] Aaaah! You're making fun of me!

1/2

[rollin]

CHITOSE WHAT THE FUKC

omg

[rollin]

FUCK!!!

[ he almost made him choke on his ramen there ]

[trifler]

[ oops did he send messages drunk again ]

Ah, Yata-san...

[trifler]

Hardly! [ nudge on the shoulder, wink wink ] Just try 'em, okay?

[girlmemo]

Maybe she would've seemed to get there slower if you were actually watching. [ It's mumbled, though. Shut up, Kanata, shut up!

Someone onscreen is now running away and crying. It looks like a serious scene is starting as a character much like Hugh Grant in every chick flick in existence approaches. ]

[rollin]

what the fuck r u doin



wait shit don asnwer that

[tsuns]

[ he definitely didn't hear that and continues to eat. though he is a little more interested now. ]

Ah. When did this loser show up?

[rollin]

... No thanks. [ Yata doesn't want girls talking to him. He wouldn't know how to deal? Basically his life.

So he gives the deodorant back to Chitose. (yata please it's not an instant magical potion or anything) ]

anyone, everyone

[sportsjersey]

[ you'll see this spray painted on a street sign or maybe etched on the door of a high school bathroom stall ]

RELIABLE, DISCREET AND CUTE. FOR ANY PROBLEMS, CALL YATO
090-✖✖✖✖-##3✖
ANYTHING YOU NEED DONE, ANYTHING AT ALL!!!

[ it's dripping with desperation. and also ink. ]

[redsea]

[ In this alternate universe, Kougyoku's the illegitimate child of a CEO of a multinational corporation. Because she is rich, easy to pick on and possesses a shy personality, she is put on a pedestal by her classmates. She doesn't enjoy it, though. Here she is again, running in one of the bathroom stalls during her lunch break, and slamming the door shut. ]

Ooh, stupid... Today is just stupid...

[ No one would pick her as a partner for P.E., no one would let her help out with cleaning up the classroom because she was too "high-class" for it, and just a while ago, someone even tripped her on the way to the bathroom. That explains her empty bento. She isn't even here to eat as usual. Right now, she wants to sit here and cry.

Until she sees Yato's number. ]

Reliable, discreet and cute? [ Wow, whoever this Yato is sounds like the perfect friend. Maybe he can help her with her problem! She takes her phone out and dials the number on the bathroom stall.

Because it isn't shady at all. ]

H-hello? Um, this is Kougyoku Ren. I was just wondering if, ah, I may speak to Yato...