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[yanyan]

■ yozora mikazuki
A sullen, sadistic girl who isn't beyond tricking others into doing her bidding. Ridden with social anxieties and trust issues. Tends to get too into character when acting or roleplaying. Loves cats.

■ sena kashiwazaki
A busty rich girl who is perfect in every way. However, she has a goddess complex and thinks all men are disgusting and/or her servants. Crazy for dating sims.

■ kobato hasegawa
A loli brocon with a bad case of chuunibyou. Tends to break character, though.

■ kougyoku ren
A lonely warrior princess with dreams. Cries often. Kind of pathetic most of the time, tbh... Gullible and moody. Can get crazy in battle.

■ morgiana
A stoic and introverted former slave girl who wishes to become stronger for her friends. The manliest character in Magi.

■ nadeko sengoku
A very passive and shy girl who only knows how to be cute. Makes obscure references. Dreams of becoming a mangaka.

■ taiwan
Bubbly personification of an island nation. Loves moeshit.

■ hime "himeko" onizuka
An infamous former delinquent, she now helps Bossun with the Sket Dan, a club that helps people in need. Resident straight man. Kind of dumb, but so's everyone in Sket Dance. The future Great Teacher Onizuka.

■ misaki yata
Sk8er boi.

■ saruhiko fushimi
Taylor Swift but creepier.

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NO EXCUSE U

[yatagarasu]

[OMG you'd think this adorable cutie is a killer? GASP. But yes, she IS a crazy harmless weirdo.

When Yata rolls in front of her, Kay takes a step back in surprise, but doesn't cut and run. She watches him, wondering why he'd suddenly stopped there -

Wait. Wait a minute. Kay gasps.]

Hey! Are you stealing my title? I inherited it and everything!

[rollin]

Stealin—hey! I dunno about inheriting shit, but I ain't the one goin' around calling myself a thief!

[ He jerks a thumb at himself. ]

This Yatagarasu's better than that!

[ But think of it this way: Kay is less embarrassing because she inherited the title, not because she gave herself some lame ass superhero alias like Yata did. ]

[yatagarasu]

Yeah, well, so am I! [She folds her arms across her chest defiantly. Like Edgeworth, only with more sass] I'm a noble thief and I only steal the truth!

[YEAH YATA DON'T ASK. At least you don't go around flipping people out by saying HI I'M A THIEF.]

[rollin]

That don't even make sense! Anyway, I can't let you go 'round messin' with my name. You're ruining my street cred!

[ He's not a girl who goes around making lame speeches in the middle of the night. ]

[yatagarasu]

Oh yes it does! I uncover dirty dealings and criminal secrets. That's stealing the truth!

[Excuse you, you'll be getting an index finger in your face for that.]

[rollin]

[ Now she's making sense. He won't push her hand aside, but he will jerk his head out of the way. ]

Well, so do I!

[ It's true. He even takes the criminals out, too. ]

All we do is in the name of justice! That's what Homra's all about!

[ And friendship and doing what's right, etc. ]

[yatagarasu]

[Well, at least her (new) phony had a sense of justice? She puts down her pointing finger.]

...Homra? What's that?

[rollin]

[ Kay, you don't want to ask about Homra. ]

Only the strongest clan [ street gang ] ever! Our king's [ jobless bum ] name sends 'em running, and I'm their vanguard.

[yatagarasu]

[Too late. Hey, it's a truth to steal. Sort of.

She listens and then actually grins a bit.]

...

Hey, not bad. So, are you a whole flock of Yatagarasus?

[SHE'S STILL THE REAL YATAGARASU OKAY.]

[rollin]

No! There's only one Yatagarasu! I'm Yata, so I'm Yatagarasu, dammit!

[ He became a Yatagarasu highlander... Well, both of them are, anyway. ]

[yatagarasu]

So your last name is "Garasu"?

[Sorry, she had to ask. With that mischievous glint in her eyes and everything. Now she's just messing with him.]

[rollin]

No! That's Yata! My last name's Yata!

[ He's even pointing at her. He's too easy. ]

[yatagarasu]

Would that make "Garasu" your first name then?

[She's hardly fazed by his pointing. And not just because she's used to people pointing thanks to Edgeworth.]

[rollin]

It's not! It's... I don't! Need to tell you that.

[ He has a girl's name, so it's too embarrassing to say. ]

[yatagarasu]

[Oooh, sounds like a really precious truth to steal!]

And why not?

[rollin]

'Cause it's none of your business.

—I don't even know your name! [ Isn't that unfair? ]

[yatagarasu]

Oh, fine. [She'll ease up. For now. And be dramatic again.] I'm Kay Faraday, the thief of the truth, and the successor to the Yatagarasu name!

[rollin]

Hold it! [ He became a defense attorney. ] Successor?

[yatagarasu]

That's right! [She stands up straighter, holding her head up high.]

My father and uncle were members of the original Yatagarasu. They were two of its legs. Now I'm carrying on their legacy!

[rollin]

So it's a family thing... [ oh shit, his story sounds way less legit

...no, it's fine. mikoto always told him to stand tall! thanks for your advice, mikoto-san!! ]

[yatagarasu]

Yup! I only found out recently and that was when I officially got the title, but yeah. [She nods. YAY SHE'S WINNING THIS ROUND.]

[rollin]

—hold up! I've been Yatagarasu for three years! I'm practically your senior.

[ well, technically, he's older, too

but no one cares ]

[yatagarasu]

Three years won't mean a thing if you didn't legally get your title. So, how have those three years been, huh?

[Kay teases people older than she is, you are in good company, Yata.]

[rollin]

SHUT UP! You know, even the police call me Yatagarasu! If that ain't legal, I dunno what is! [ doesn't that just make him a criminal

no kay don't even say it ]

[yatagarasu]

[Kay is just going to make this worse.]

Oh, but America's number one prosecutor knows I'm the Yatagarasu, and he knows who came before me!