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[ Phenex is feeling down and expects to stay a little while longer on Earth this time around, so when she is summoned, she makes sure to bring a basket of blood red apples along. Before answering your question or fulfilling your request, she takes an apple, presents it to you and asks this: ]
Let me ask you: supposing that you weren't aware of consequences beforehand, if Satan had told you to eat a fruit from the tree of knowledge, if you were Eve, would you have eaten it?
[ She gives you a small smile before taking a bite of the apple herself. ]
There's no right or wrong, okay? I won't help you until you help me.
B
[ When you wake up, you'll find yourself in front of a crouching Phenex by your bedside. What, what!? How you got here is unknown. Maybe you got sent to Hell for your sins. Maybe you're on a mission. Maybe you've always lived here... In any case, Phenex speaks in her sweetest voice. ]
Oh my, did I startle you? I wanted to wake you up, but I suppose even small minds like yours need rest. Since you look refreshed enough, do you mind? This is my blanket.
[ She snatches the blanket away without a second thought. So cruel... Just be thankful she had the heart to cover you up. ]
[ Phenex is feeling down and expects to stay a little while longer on Earth this time around, so when she is summoned, she makes sure to bring a basket of blood red apples along. Before answering your question or fulfilling your request, she takes an apple, presents it to you and asks this: ]
Let me ask you: supposing that you weren't aware of consequences beforehand, if Satan had told you to eat a fruit from the tree of knowledge, if you were Eve, would you have eaten it?
[ She gives you a small smile before taking a bite of the apple herself. ]
There's no right or wrong, okay? I won't help you until you help me.
B
[ When you wake up, you'll find yourself in front of a crouching Phenex by your bedside. What, what!? How you got here is unknown. Maybe you got sent to Hell for your sins. Maybe you're on a mission. Maybe you've always lived here... In any case, Phenex speaks in her sweetest voice. ]
Oh my, did I startle you? I wanted to wake you up, but I suppose even small minds like yours need rest. Since you look refreshed enough, do you mind? This is my blanket.
[ She snatches the blanket away without a second thought. So cruel... Just be thankful she had the heart to cover you up. ]
B
...small minds huh? He just sighs at her words, not even flinching when she steals the blanket.]
Not like I was using that or anything. [his voice is dry as usual.]
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WHAT? ...WHAT!? ]
Please eat your breakfast, too.
[ He'll find a breakfast tray on his bed. ... whatever it's supposed to be, it's all burnt... ]
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Nope sorry, Marchosias just rolls over in bed, face down in his pillow.]
You wake up too early... [his voice is muffled.]
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[ what are you, his wife
no she's just determined to make his life not suck so bad
She quickly takes the tray, sets it on a nearby table, and starts pushing him off the bed. And failing. Terribly. Smoke comes out of her nostrils whenever she breathes out as she tries to roll him over. ]
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After she somehow manages to push him out of bed, he falls and just.... decides the floor is a good place to sleep now, yep.]
Minos can wait.
[closes his eyes, fuck this.]
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She'll sit on his chest in a totally unsexy way, then. ]
If you do that, you'll definitely get demoted. They might even move you to the third circle and you'll start smelling like feces when you come home.
[ She's not even supposed to be here!? Why does she care... ]
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And why would you care about what I smell like when I come 'home'?
You don't live here.
[but she's here all the time she might as well live here...]
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But aren't we God's children? Shouldn't family stay together and help each other? I know, because He told me so.
[ NO HE DIDN'T well she's kidding
She stands and tries to pull his arms to prop him up this time. Why does she suck at this carrying thing... ]
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You're particularly annoying today you know that?
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Uh.... hey there! Some dream I'm having, huh?
[Five seconds.... ten seconds.... nope, this seems far too real to be a dream.]
Yeah, I'll wake up in my bed any second now. Nice meeting you! [He doesn't sound confident by any means, but we can let that slide, right?]
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What is your name, and where might you be from?
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Me, shy? No, uh-- I mean yes? Wait, no, I-- [He groans in frustration and slouches a bit before looking back up to Phenex.] I give up.... [Well then.] Um, I'm Takato. Takato Matsuki. I'm from West Shinjuku in Tokyo. Could you tell me where this place is?
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That's a strange name for a town. [LAUGHING AWKWARDLY NOW, THAT SHOULD SOLVE EVERYTHING.] Are you sure this isn't the digital world?
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[ No need to touch on the digital world bit. It should be obvious to him by now, she thinks. ]
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[Can't he just ignore that part about demons?]
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English is a widely-spoken language up above, right? I prefer Greek myself.
Would you like to see the kind of job I do?
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[>A demon
>Hell
>Her job
What kind of job does a demon have? ....NOPE.]
Uh, I'll pass. Thanks.
B
How did someone get into his tent --
Oh. This isn't his tent.
...Then where the hell is he and who brought him here.
So he's kind of just staring and looking like his usual grumpy self.]
Like I need it.
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Oh, wait. [ chuckles to herself ]
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[Going to dig around in his coat to see if his pipe is still there...]
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[ ISN'T THAT PRYING ANYWAY
His pipe is actually part of the rod holding the curtains up right now. ]
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Isn't that prying anyway?
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I don't think it matters. Don't you want your pipe back?
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[:E!!!!! But no, trying to weigh whether it's worth telling some stranger stuff about himself for his pipe...
...it's a hard decision.]
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[...Shifting away slightly goddamn.]
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Extremism, isn't it? On both sides of the religious spectrum. He chuckles a bit. ]
Children shouldn't disobey their parents, I think. Simple as that! Either way, they could have lessened their punishment--perhaps their consequences would simmer down--if they didn't play the blame game. [ Ha. That's how the world is like, isn't it? He only smiles back. ]
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The blame game? [ What is he-- ] Ah. "The woman whom Thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I ate."
[ Using her free hand as support, she leans back and continues snacking. ]
"The serpent beguiled me, and I ate."
But was it not the serpent who was the root? If Eve had not mentioned him, he would not have been punished. Don't you think so? [ In her anger, she ignites an intense fire in her hand, burning the apple to ashes. ]
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Either way, it isn't any of his business! But her reaction is quite interesting... With the tilt of the head, his eyes gleam a bit.
He strokes his chin as he eyes the apples in her basket again. Was there something that you regret? ]
It was her choice, don't you think? Adam blamed Eve when he could have resisted and denied. Eve then blamed the serpent when she could have reported to God. It's like right now, you can try to tempt me to take one of your apples.
Is the choice not mine to accept or deny?
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But does evil not come from the devil himself? If the serpent was not there, where else would that little idea come from?
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Eh, it's more like his job, I think. He has a little grudge, but he makes it a living and a literal business to drag unfortunate souls to hell and have them suffer with him. [ He shrugs. ] He's no different from any of us.
Except he took that first step. Nice guy! But it's like walking on eggshells.
b;
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I know, why don't you tell me about your latest sin? If you can do that, I'll let you go.
[ It has to make Phenex feel better about herself, ok... ]
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[her last sin... she thinks about this. she then nods, coming up with one.] For failing my brother.
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I assuming you are from Hèèr Tal, then. [pondering this.] Are you from the Horse Kingdom?
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[ Slowly, she spreads her wings made of fire. ]
This is hardly equine in nature.
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