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A

[ Phenex is feeling down and expects to stay a little while longer on Earth this time around, so when she is summoned, she makes sure to bring a basket of blood red apples along. Before answering your question or fulfilling your request, she takes an apple, presents it to you and asks this: ]

Let me ask you: supposing that you weren't aware of consequences beforehand, if Satan had told you to eat a fruit from the tree of knowledge, if you were Eve, would you have eaten it?

[ She gives you a small smile before taking a bite of the apple herself. ]

There's no right or wrong, okay? I won't help you until you help me.

B

[ When you wake up, you'll find yourself in front of a crouching Phenex by your bedside. What, what!? How you got here is unknown. Maybe you got sent to Hell for your sins. Maybe you're on a mission. Maybe you've always lived here... In any case, Phenex speaks in her sweetest voice. ]

Oh my, did I startle you? I wanted to wake you up, but I suppose even small minds like yours need rest. Since you look refreshed enough, do you mind? This is my blanket.

[ She snatches the blanket away without a second thought. So cruel... Just be thankful she had the heart to cover you up. ]

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[dis bitch.

...small minds huh? He just sighs at her words, not even flinching when she steals the blanket.]

Not like I was using that or anything. [his voice is dry as usual.]

I forced you to use it. Please say thank you next time. [ she said as she folded the blanket neatly, smiling all the while.

WHAT? ...WHAT!? ]

Please eat your breakfast, too.

[ He'll find a breakfast tray on his bed. ... whatever it's supposed to be, it's all burnt... ]

[.........wonderful.

Nope sorry, Marchosias just rolls over in bed, face down in his pillow.]

You wake up too early... [his voice is muffled.]

But you have to get up or you'll be late for work!

[ what are you, his wife

no she's just determined to make his life not suck so bad

She quickly takes the tray, sets it on a nearby table, and starts pushing him off the bed. And failing. Terribly. Smoke comes out of her nostrils whenever she breathes out as she tries to roll him over. ]

[He's just so damn lazy so-

After she somehow manages to push him out of bed, he falls and just.... decides the floor is a good place to sleep now, yep.]

Minos can wait.

[closes his eyes, fuck this.]

[ FUCK YOU

She'll sit on his chest in a totally unsexy way, then. ]

If you do that, you'll definitely get demoted. They might even move you to the third circle and you'll start smelling like feces when you come home.

[ She's not even supposed to be here!? Why does she care... ]

[He cracks an eye open when she sits on him, grunting a little at the sudden weight. She's just all around unsexy okay :) ]

And why would you care about what I smell like when I come 'home'?

You don't live here.

[but she's here all the time she might as well live here...]

[ rude!! :( ]

But aren't we God's children? Shouldn't family stay together and help each other? I know, because He told me so.

[ NO HE DIDN'T well she's kidding

She stands and tries to pull his arms to prop him up this time. Why does she suck at this carrying thing... ]

[at the mention of God his expression turns a bit sour. Fine, fine.... He just eventually stands, towering over her when he does.]

You're particularly annoying today you know that?